I'm Emily and I pretend I'm sassy when I'm really not. But it's the thought that counts.

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lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

jem-love13:

Did you say clouds and sunsets?

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

cthulhuthecorgi:

New toy!

seedy:

how do people even deal with stress because all i do is lie on the floor in a foetal position and cry

mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch