I'm Emily and I pretend I'm sassy when I'm really not. But it's the thought that counts.

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planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

purrbunny:

If the purge were real I’d steal a ton of victoria secret bras & panties

thoughtsofmeerkat:

i wish i had an accent

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there we go

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder